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People: How did you start to workout?
Me: When I was 17 I lived in a 1st flat. I used to have difficulty getting up stairs. Then, I realized that getting tired at 17 was really sad, so I started jogging, cycling and after a couple of months, lifting.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
How losing weight works
makemeskinny: First day of being healthy: Right before working out: After Workout: When you get cravings for bad food: After a cheat day: When you start seeing results:
Envy of willpower:
Sister of my boyfriend to him: your girlfriend is ruining her body going to the gym, becoming a muscular girl and practising martial arts. And She mustn't be a smart biologist if She eats proteins shake.
Me: Sorry for not wanting to be a fat-flubby girl like you, who eats every shit that found in the supermarket and, after, is crying cause is unhappy about her body, honey. I've got a hobby, I have fun every day at the gym, I'm not all the time in the sofa watching MTV shows.
Boyfriend to his sister: She's hotter than you. Much more.
Shit Fitblrs say:
Fitblr: Wow my food looks really good...where is my camera!?
Fitblr: Oh my god the world is over! We're out of peanut butter and oatmeal!
Fitblr: Why am I aways broke?....Omg is that a sale on sports bras and spandex!?
Fitblr: Okay who took the last Cliff bar?!
Fitblr: I'm bored..what time is it...1:30 am...time to go workout.
Fitblr: Noooooo my tea got cold!
Fitblr: It looks like a water bottle grave yard in my room
Fitblr: My pee still looks yellow.....brb guzzlin a gallon of water
Fitblr: Omg I need to pee!...*5 mintues later*....omg I need to pee!
Other people my age: OMG had a GREAAAAT weekend, got so drunk! Hung out with my booboo and had rowdy awesome sex, ommgggg such a great weekend WOOHOO I LOVE BEING IN COLLEGE!
Me: YAY had a wonderful weekend full of clean eating and exercise, stayed on track, GO ME!